youvegotbeauty:

opheliaownsyou:

This photo is so important

I hope Jack Gleeson has a really excellent life in academia because he is a shining star

youvegotbeauty:

opheliaownsyou:

This photo is so important

I hope Jack Gleeson has a really excellent life in academia because he is a shining star

I Want to Believe

Because when that annoying girl in the huge car parked next to me in the compact row and apologized that there was no room for me to exit my vehicle on the driver’s side and “I don’t know why I parked so poorly,” I made a dweeby comment about “morning” and “the grind!” and “coffee” (while hating myself), instead of calling her out on blatantly parking on the wrong side of the garage for her monster of a car, I later found that she’s a new worker at a different network whose desk I have to walk near almost every day, and if I got in a morning spat on her first day, I’d have to look her in the eyes every subsequent day with a look that says “you know I hate you,” instead of the current “you don’t know it, but I hate you.”

Marry me.

Because Lemony Snicket Advice Continues to Kill It, a Word Which Here Means "Children's Joy"

  • 7-Year-Old Boy: My famiwy wead all of your books and we weally liked them. I wasth wondering if you were gonna wite a 14th.
  • LS: I think you should question what sort of family enjoys these books. You should run away from home. This is Los Angeles; there's lots of opportunities for people living on their own.
“Don’t drink alcohol or kill yourself.”
— Daniel Handler, offering appropriately Snicketly advice at the LA Festival of Books.

Continuing my habits of wondering around campuses, pretending I’m a student. “This damn campus of ours, eh!” (at LA Times Festival of Books)

alexlaika:

Oh, Mr. Locke, you and your goofy faces.

entertainmentweekly:

We made you some awesome, vintage-style Mad Men posters inspired by our favorite episodes. Happy Friday!

These are awesome.

"Jesus, maybe it’s a metaphor!"

(via popculturebrain)

Issue 12 of “The Case of the Unknown Zine.”