Because Lemony Snicket Advice Continues to Kill It, a Word Which Here Means "Children's Joy"
My famiwy wead all of your books and we weally liked them. I wasth wondering if you were gonna wite a 14th.
I think you should question what sort of family enjoys these books. You should run away from home. This is Los Angeles; there's lots of opportunities for people living on their own.
“Don’t drink alcohol or kill yourself.”
— Daniel Handler, offering appropriately Snicketly advice at the LA Festival of Books.