Keri Russell traipsing through the forest in camping gear with a tiny monkey may be the most important image I’ve seen all year.

Point Proven, or, "Transcribing Dates I Hear at Coffee Shops Since the Year I Started Drinking Coffee"

  • Guy: I'm a copywriter, so I'm literally a smartass. Like you can genuinely call me a smartass.
  • Girl: You don't seem like an ass though.
  • Guy: Well I am super smart.

Approaching Shadow, 1954

Fan Ho

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Calvin inspired a nickname for me that never took off.

taiyouinc:

Tintin - Lovecraft mash-up by Murray Groat, AKA Muzski.

wiggle wiggle wiggle

Greg came home to find his Dollar Shave Club order on the steps, delivered by UPS earlier that day, same as always. What wasn’t the same as always was that the box was the size of a refrigerator and was humming the theme song to Juno. Greg sat down and put his head in his hands, listening to his wife sing. Fatherhood. He took a selfie.

Gold.

It’s been seven years to the day and I have to ask the big question.

idiotta:

Night Vale dropping some truth

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