December 2009
29 posts
Movies!
So in the last two days I saw Sherlock Holmes, Nine, and The Princess and the Frog! They’re all great, so see them if you haven’t yet!!!
Mapped!
I’ll show you the rest later, but note the following:
1. I have a Marauder’s Map too! (though yours is the wall hanging)
2. My teeth are (as usual) damn white (even when I’m about to plunge into sleep)
3. I’m in my awful plaid sleep attire. AND IT’S ACTUALLY COLD WHERE I SLEEP!!!
(this barely deals with my room; it’s really the map is all.)
Happy Christmas from the land of TWIN PEAKS!!!
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I'm Working at APPLEBEES.
Ethan’s APPLEBEES right. Applebees is a bit APPLEBEES over the APPLEBEES top with their APPLEBEES product placement.
Now I’m worried about what he called the pubic hair episode…
APPLEBEES.
"I feel like we're like terrorism zones of...
Oh Ethan, your logic is actually very sensible. And true…
David Bowie's Song "Letter to Hermione": Proof...
The hand that wrote this letter Sweeps the pillow clean So rest your head and read a treasured dream I care for no one else but you I tear my soul to cease the pain I think maybe you feel the same What can we do? I’m not quite sure what we’re supposed to do So I’ve been writing just for you They say your life is going very well They say you sparkle like a different girl But...
Defined by Drinks
“A small gillywater—”
“Mine,” said Professor McGonagall’s voice.
“Four pints of mulled mead—”
“Ta, Rosmerta,” said Hagrid.
” A cherry syrup and soda with ice and umbrella—”
“Mmm!” said Professor Flitwick, smacking his lips.
“So you’ll be the red currant rum, Minister.”
“Thank you,...
It had its flaws, but Avatar was one of the most...
youvegotbeauty:
In conclusion: Haters gonna hate.
It BLUE me away. Get it?
The Golden Globe Noms Are In
As ecstatic as I am about many of the choices, let’s look at some of the more obscure ones:
Tobey Maquire for Brothers….where is Viggo?! (or The Road anywhere?)
(500) Days of Summer, The Hangover, It’s Complicated, Julie & Julia, and Nine for Best Comedy/Musical. No Serious Man? (I guess I can expect Hotel Wanderlust in a few years)
Two Meryl Streeps and Julia Roberts...
Obscurities.
So when Spencer and I were watching movie trailers, it got me thinking about some cool new stuff no one has heard of! (that’s right friends, you heard them from me first, and they’re some of my favorites! All of them are within my top five on Facebook!)
Movie: LAST YEAR AT MARIENBAD. Get this, Emerson kids! A black-and-white French New Wave film about three unnamed characters,...
...and Season Two Still Sucks.
One and a half more epps to go, and what is our plotline? Saracen wants to be a badass so starts looking at motorcycles. Hmm…I’m pretty sure there was an Arrested Development episode with George Michael with this exact same plotline that resulted in Tobias buying an all-man leather outfit called Leather Daddy.
"It's a good thing he reads Russian Literature. ...
hehehe…gotta love Castle…
iTunes.
writetheworld:
How many Bruce Springsteen songs does Alex have on his iTunes?
Are they still filming in Taylor’s room?
How awesome does Lauren’s hair look upside down?
That’s how it’s spelled, Catherine.
It's Not My Fault I'm So Damn Witty...
Here’s the deal: I am a damn funny person. Then, I recently got a lot of my quotes Tumbld, and just EXPECTED everything I said to be Tumbld.
Go big or go home. Either Tumble all of me, or none at all.
P.S. Choose option A. It’s too late to go back, as I’m already all Tumbld, and A stands for Alex.
Better Off Ted: One Of the Most Original Comedy...
Last midseason, a great new crop of shows came up. Sadly, Kings and Harper’s Island were axed, but Castle carried on. Along with it was another truly odd but truly brilliant show. Better Off Ted was on TV before LOST every night, and I may not have watched it if it wasn’t.
Thank God I did. Better Off Ted is the most original comedy out there right now, (and possibly one of the...
'Tis the Season!
Today, I went Christmas shopping! I bought four great new DVDs…..
ALL FOR ME, BITCHES!!!!
To recap:
~Watchmen 5 Disc Ultimate Cut
~Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone 5 Disc Ultimate Extended Edition
~Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 5 Disc Ultimate Extended Edition
~Rome: The Complete Series (11 discs)
26 discs of glory; all in BEAUTIFUL packaging, and all mine!...
Friday Night Lights Season Two: A Good Friend...
There are the obvious issues with some story-lines in particular, but after 3.5 episodes, I have concluded that EVERY plotline is dumb. Every one. Let’s recap, shall we?
~ Oh Eric, Where Art Thou? The classic ‘next season that starts with a character absent from their standard locale, and everyone knows they’re coming back eventually and it just sorta wastes their time until...
Tyler Perry's "I Can Taste the Lettuce."
The Late Night Tacos at Midnight Doritos truly give a lettuce taste! It’s like a Willy Wonka flavor. Insanity. Also, it was the best C-Store run ever! Details emerge later.
Six Feet Under Holdback
So gang…Six Feet Under came in!!!!!!
….in Pittsburgh. That’s right, I shipped it to the wrong address. Go me. BUT GET THIS!!! It still says it hasn’t shipped on B&N.com! This means that we’ll watch it after break but more importantly, if it hasn’t shipped yet, mayyybe they fucked up and will send me a second, (my bank account only shows one charge for...
I love my brain
writetheworld:
So I wake up and the first thing I do is check my e-mail, so I can alert my professor as to why I’m not in class (killer headache). I see there is an important email from the president of Emerson. I open it and it says there will be an announcement made today about “the future of our school”. My first thought was “OMG! THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED AGAIN!” If this is not...